WHEN I WAS SIX I POINTED TO A MAGAZINE COVER AND TOLD MY MOM THAT IT WASN’T FAIR THAT I DIDN’T LOOK LIKE THE STRAIGHT HAIRED, CHISEL-JAWED ACTOR

SHE REPLIED, “FAIR? WHAT’S FAIR? VANITY FAIR? WHO SAID LIFE WAS FAIR?

FAIR ENOUGH I THOUGHT.

EVER SINCE THEN I’VE BEEN MAKING MY OWN VANITY FAIR COVERS. MORE VIBRANT. MORE TWISTED. MORE ME
— DAVID KING